It's Not My Fault I Know Everything (Dear Dumb Diary #8)
Jim Benton
Rated: 4.20 of 5 stars
4.20
· 20 ratings · 148 pages · Published: 01 Jan 2008
New York Times Bestselling author Jamie Kelly is back with another hilarious, candid, and sometimes not-so-nice diary!
Dear Dumb Diary,
I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."
What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.
Book Details: Format: Paperback Publication Date: 3/1/2009 Pages: 131 Reading Level: Age 8 and Up
Dear Dumb Diary,
I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about the Barbie shoe so I tried to bite him but vets are quick at not getting bit because dogs try all the time but dogs don't usually kick so I did that."
What amazed me was just how dumb I used to be, considering how smart I am now. There must have been a day when I just woke up smart.
Book Details: Format: Paperback Publication Date: 3/1/2009 Pages: 131 Reading Level: Age 8 and Up
Tagged as:
- funny 3
- realistic 2
- comedy 2
- contemporary 2
- children 2
- friendship 1
- coming of age 1
- Add topics
- format - reader age
- middle grade 3
- comic 1
- young adult 1
romance tags
crime tags
literary-fiction tags
historical-fiction tags
fantasy tags
sci-fi tags
action-adventure tags
thriller tags
horror tags
Collections/Custom tags
The 'Dear Dumb Diary' series
4.09 · 246 ratings- Let's Pretend This Never Happened by Jim Benton Book #1
- My Pants Are Haunted by Jim Benton Book #2
- Am I the Princess or the Frog? by Jim Benton Book #3
- Never Do Anything, Ever by Jim Benton Book #4
- Can Adults Become Human? by Jim Benton Book #5
- The Problem With Here Is That It's Where I'm From by Jim Benton Book #6
- Never Underestimate Your Dumbness by Jim Benton Book #7
- It's Not My Fault I Know Everything by Jim Benton Book #8
contemporary · realistic · children · humor · fiction · middle-grade · comics · friendship · comedy · young-adult · children-books · womens-fiction
Dear Dumb Diary reading order and complete book list ❯