Mecklenburg Monsters Series by Jove Chambers

A cerberus with three heads also has three tongues. And when they are in wolf form, those three tongues are very flexible, as Eloise discovers one night when she’s wandering in the woods in werewolf territory on a full moon. (Don’t ask. It’s her brother’s fault. Chasing her accident-waiting-to-happen brother is responsible for half of the unpleasantness in her life.)One might think three tongues would be enough for a girl to, you know, get there. See the stars burst in her head. Fall apart... moreA cerberus with three heads also has three tongues. And when they are in wolf form, those three tongues are very flexible, as Eloise discovers one night when she’s wandering in the woods in werewolf territory on a full moon. (Don’t ask. It’s her brother’s fault. Chasing her accident-waiting-to-happen brother is responsible for half of the unpleasantness in her life.)One might think three tongues would be enough for a girl to, you know, get there. See the stars burst in her head. Fall apart. Experience the little death. Come.But, well, Eloise doesn’t do that, at least not in front of anyone else, at least she never has.No makes Eloise come but her.Not that she’s really been giving anyone else the chance to try recently, of course. She and her best friend Astrid had a pact to avoid meaningless sex and to wait for the right guy to come along.The cerberus? Not even close to the right guy.But when the three-headed, muscular, deep-voiced, gorgeous triplets propose a mutually beneficial arrangement—just physical, no feelings—she can’t resist those tongues. Or the chance to finally hit the big O with someone other than, you know, her battery-operated-boyfriend.Arrangements like that? They always work out fine, of course. No one ever catches feelings. No one ever gets hurt. No one ever regrets them.The most realistic book you’ll ever read about a three-headed werewolf! Sick of stories where men magically know how to get women off when you’ve met actual men? This story is for you. (Also, contains the knotting, mate bites, and shifted-werewolf-on-human action) less

Recipe for a Monster Holiday Love StoryIngredients:-1 bitter divorcée who’s soured on men in general-1 ultramasculine orc man with opinions about gender roles-1 naked Winternights party-1 surprise pregnancyMix well.Bake at 350 degrees until bubbly, brown, and happily ever afterYou asked for it and here it is: The story of Valdemar’s ex-wife Hiljd finding love!This is ultimately a story about hope, trust, and decorating a farmhouse with an explosion of snowmen figurines... moreRecipe for a Monster Holiday Love StoryIngredients:-1 bitter divorcée who’s soured on men in general-1 ultramasculine orc man with opinions about gender roles-1 naked Winternights party-1 surprise pregnancyMix well.Bake at 350 degrees until bubbly, brown, and happily ever afterYou asked for it and here it is: The story of Valdemar’s ex-wife Hiljd finding love!This is ultimately a story about hope, trust, and decorating a farmhouse with an explosion of snowmen figurines. But if you’ve read Fake Dating the Orc Professor, you know that Hiljd has been through a lot of tragedy. And if you’ve read my books, you know that I don’t write about triumphs that aren’t hard won. Previous knowledge of other books isn't necessary to enjoy this novella, but do understand it will contain spoilers for earlier books in the series. less

Last night, Essence Quill had the worst, the most awkward sex with her friend and co-worker Decker Naggs, who happens to be a gargoyle.So, naturally, what happens tonight is that they end up handcuffed together with magical handcuffs that won’t come off. Naturally, the guy who goes to find a spell to get them off disappears, and they can’t find him. Naturally, she and Decker have to talk.Decker wants a do-over. He thinks if they try again, the sex could be better... moreLast night, Essence Quill had the worst, the most awkward sex with her friend and co-worker Decker Naggs, who happens to be a gargoyle.So, naturally, what happens tonight is that they end up handcuffed together with magical handcuffs that won’t come off. Naturally, the guy who goes to find a spell to get them off disappears, and they can’t find him. Naturally, she and Decker have to talk.Decker wants a do-over. He thinks if they try again, the sex could be better. He thinks they’d make a great couple.Essence is definitely attracted to him, but she can’t help but feel like they don’t really mesh.And besides, the stakes are too high. If this doesn’t work out, their friendship, their workplace environment, their entire lives are ruined.This friends-to-lovers contemporary monster romance is Before Sunrise with gargoyle spice. Conversations about love, life, porn, sports, men and women, and everything in between—interrupted by bouts of monstery steam. choking, dominance play, marking, and spanking. sorta, kinda? Define “plot.” Spoiler HEA. less

Fifer Ione is an asexual selkie. She likes sexual fantasy, and she wants to fall in love. Only, erm, without the touching parts. Without the fluids parts. Without the gross, real parts. Just the good stuff.When Hollis Mac appears at open mic night at the Meck and reveals that his skeletal face means he lacks skin, so he lacks, you know, anything gross, she can’t help but feel as if he’s what she’s been waiting for her whole life... moreFifer Ione is an asexual selkie. She likes sexual fantasy, and she wants to fall in love. Only, erm, without the touching parts. Without the fluids parts. Without the gross, real parts. Just the good stuff.When Hollis Mac appears at open mic night at the Meck and reveals that his skeletal face means he lacks skin, so he lacks, you know, anything gross, she can’t help but feel as if he’s what she’s been waiting for her whole life.Except Hollis is some ancient fae thing, exiled and odd, very wealthy, very aloof. He doesn’t think he’s quite capable of love, only desire, endless and aching and exploitive. His kind, he says, only want to devour things, especially pretty young things like her.But she trusts him.Or anyway, she’s curious enough to risk it.Some things are worth the risk.This book doesn’t depict a lot of actual, physical intercourse. But it does depict a lot of shared fantasy about intercourse, and since it’s a book, are we splitting hairs here? Content vampire blood play and biting, breeding, capture, spanking, and soothing during noncon. less