The Sea Nymphs Series by Marilyn Foxworthy

When I got home from work, there was a letter from my brother, Robby. Robert K. Jensen, international man of mystery. The letter was just as mysterious. It came with warnings and non-disclosures and descriptions of dire consequences if I didn’t follow his directions to the letter. Accompanying the letter was a large shipping crate. And inside the crate was a portal to Wonderland. I had no idea that afternoon that my life was about to change so radically... moreWhen I got home from work, there was a letter from my brother, Robby. Robert K. Jensen, international man of mystery. The letter was just as mysterious. It came with warnings and non-disclosures and descriptions of dire consequences if I didn’t follow his directions to the letter. Accompanying the letter was a large shipping crate. And inside the crate was a portal to Wonderland. I had no idea that afternoon that my life was about to change so radically. It had changed completely less than a year earlier when it seemed like everything that I had loved was taken away form me. But in this box was something that was a whole new life. Inside the box was Sarah: a non-organic artificially intelligent companion, designed and built by Robby. I didn’t know what it all meant, but Sarah knew exactly what to do. That was Wednesday afternoon. By Thursday, my whole life was different. It was as perfect as Sarah herself. And as she led me down the rabbit hole, I saw and did things that I could have never imagined. Sarah wasn’t the only surprise. No, Sarah was my adventure guide. A decidedly sexy robotic adventure guide, to be sure, and she wasn’t the only beauty on this adventure. There were days I laughed so hard that I nearly passed out; and other days that I loved so much that I actually did. Robby is a man of mystery, but he sure knows how to give a nice gift when we wants to make your life something you can’t imagine. Apparently, I’m supposed to rescue these damsels in distress from a volcano god, or something like that. less

Wow! What a week! Here I am in a bungalow on a beach with Sarah the NORG and the three girls from the airplane who see me as the ‘Chosen One’ promised to them by my sister-in-law, my brother Robby’s wife. We’re all safe and we’re learning to live together, but I guess my adventure is really just beginning. The girls want to disappear and leave behind their old lives as some kind of secret special forces somethings, and I need to help them. Robby will have some ideas... moreWow! What a week! Here I am in a bungalow on a beach with Sarah the NORG and the three girls from the airplane who see me as the ‘Chosen One’ promised to them by my sister-in-law, my brother Robby’s wife. We’re all safe and we’re learning to live together, but I guess my adventure is really just beginning. The girls want to disappear and leave behind their old lives as some kind of secret special forces somethings, and I need to help them. Robby will have some ideas. How did this happen to me? I’m not complaining, don’t get me wrong. But Sarah isn’t even human. I’m not just saying that she’s so beautiful that she it’s hard to believe that she’s human, I’m saying that she’s actually not human; she’s a Non-Organic Life-form. We don’t call her a robot, but… And Pixie. Pixie was my ‘wedding present’ from Sarah. Pixie is a NORG too, but she’s only three and a half feet tall. She’s super cute and I love her, but can I handle her? I need to get out of bed and figure out what we’re doing. My little brother has some ‘splainin’ to do. less