The Pickle Family Series by J.J. Knight

I never thought the love of my life would turn out to be — a mall Santa.What has happened to Mack McAllister?We were law school rivals.Absolutely insane in bed.Our two-year fling ended when we graduated.He had his ambitions. I had mine.We were going to slay the competition.Now he’s sleighing it?When I stalk him at Riverside Mall, he looks like Santa in every way. White beard. Rosy cheeks. Kid on his knee.But I know better. That bowl full of jelly is hiding ripped abs.I’ve been inside that suit... moreI never thought the love of my life would turn out to be — a mall Santa.What has happened to Mack McAllister?We were law school rivals.Absolutely insane in bed.Our two-year fling ended when we graduated.He had his ambitions. I had mine.We were going to slay the competition.Now he’s sleighing it?When I stalk him at Riverside Mall, he looks like Santa in every way. White beard. Rosy cheeks. Kid on his knee.But I know better. That bowl full of jelly is hiding ripped abs.I’ve been inside that suit.Something’s happened to the Mack I knew ten years ago.I don’t know how he feels about me now, but there’s only one way to find out.Get in there and jingle those bells.___________Second Chance Santa is a holiday romantic comedy about the one who got away, the perils of resting Grinch face, and all the delicious ways to unwrap a candy cane. less

I'm rock hard.No, not like that.When that happens, you won't need me to tell you.I'm a competitive bodybuilder, ready for my very first contest. And winning requires more than killer workouts and stage presence.It's all about the tan.My training partner Franklin uses the best in the business — Camryn Schultz. She understands the career killer of a badly placed white spot.She’s also his sister... moreI'm rock hard.No, not like that.When that happens, you won't need me to tell you.I'm a competitive bodybuilder, ready for my very first contest. And winning requires more than killer workouts and stage presence.It's all about the tan.My training partner Franklin uses the best in the business — Camryn Schultz. She understands the career killer of a badly placed white spot.She’s also his sister.So when the craptastic tan I’m given for my first competition requires an emergency patch, Franklin knows exactly who to call.The thing is, when Camryn's hands hit my skin, more than a few muscles spring to life.I’m about to head on stage in the tiniest Speedo imaginable and parts of me no longer fit.What I need to do for my friendship and my future on the circuit is to walk away.But when my best friend's sister has her hands on my hard body, there’s no way this Pickle is going to get anything but hot.__Hot Pickle is a 300-page standalone romantic comedy about workout junkies, bodybuilding gods, and the couple who sprays together, stays together. less

He’s a prince who can’t keep his pants on. She writes dirty limericks in a Brooklyn deli. Their spontaneous royal wedding is a match made in mayhem.I have to find a wife.And not just any wife.A love match.My parents gave me ten years to find a princess on my own, and the deadline has arrived.I’ve outrun the palace guards for months, but due to a rooster-Speedo incident that went viral, they have tracked me to America.I’m not known for my stellar taste in the opposite sex... moreHe’s a prince who can’t keep his pants on. She writes dirty limericks in a Brooklyn deli. Their spontaneous royal wedding is a match made in mayhem.I have to find a wife.And not just any wife.A love match.My parents gave me ten years to find a princess on my own, and the deadline has arrived.I’ve outrun the palace guards for months, but due to a rooster-Speedo incident that went viral, they have tracked me to America.I’m not known for my stellar taste in the opposite sex. The last one put my naked pictures on Instagram.But there is this one girl. I saw her in a New York deli making sandwiches. She helped me escape the photographers.Smart. Beautiful. Quick-witted.Yes. I choose her.Now all I have to do in convince her to marry me.In the next seven days.__Royal Pickle is a standalone romantic comedy about a prince on the run, a poet with a dream, and a made-up European country where everyone likes to sing and dance. With donkeys. less