Battersea Parker Series by Jimmy Tudeski

Malcolm's a man in his mid-thirties, very tall and quite handsome too. He's also a successful manager of a restaurant, has money in the bank and is a bachelor looking for true love. Would he still be an eligible bachelor though, if he was still a virgin? Would he still be desired, if he wore spectacles and was a little bit of a geek? Truth is, Malcolm is a wonderful man, but he seriously lacks confidence... moreMalcolm's a man in his mid-thirties, very tall and quite handsome too. He's also a successful manager of a restaurant, has money in the bank and is a bachelor looking for true love. Would he still be an eligible bachelor though, if he was still a virgin? Would he still be desired, if he wore spectacles and was a little bit of a geek? Truth is, Malcolm is a wonderful man, but he seriously lacks confidence. He's been in love with the same woman for three years, yet she doesn't even know it and people would rather bully him, than offer him a real friendship. Malcolm leads a very dull and routine driven life. However, that's about to change with the introduction of Dexter, a South Londoner, with enough swagger, nerve and craziness for the both of them.An adult comedy about one man's desire to be someone, followed by his dream to become a nobody yet again. less

Malcolm and Dexter are back! This time armed with girlfriend's Sally and dippy Candy always two steps behind them, not forgetting the young blonde who has recently confessed she's with child and that one of them will become a father very soon. It's a journey for the boys that takes them past the morning sickness stage, right up to the contraction part, with the usual Dexter and Malcolm chaos going on in between. Question is, who will turn out to be the daddy?