The Cabbage Patch Fib Series by Paul Jennings

This story describes the drama that occurs when a father tells his son, Chris, that babies grow out of cabbages. Unfortunately, Chris then finds a baby in a cabbage patch and becomes an instant father.

A barbecue from hell. Spuds on the roof. A visit from the police. It was war, a fight to the finish between Dad and Whacka. And Chris was right in the middle of it. All because Dad vomited in the cabbage patch.It could only be a Paul Jennings story.And it is.

"Help!" shouted Chris. "Please, somebody help!" The silent green head had power over him. The cabbage patch curse was too strong. Zip! - down came his fly. "Don't look, don't look!" shouted Chris. "Don't look, don't look!" shouted Ms Henderson. But it was too late. Chris let fly. Splash, splash, sploosh. It could only happen in a Paul Jennings story...