Ancient Enemy Series by R. Scott VanKirk, Jessica Knauss

My name is Ian Finn Morgenstern, Finn to my friends. The spring of my 18th birthday, I found and then helped dig up a Native American burial mound. Unfortunately for everyone involved, this particular mound guarded secrets best left for dead.  I pulled three things of note from that mound: a bear totem, a cool stick, and the horrendous skull of a not-quite-dead monster. What followed was a summer of mayhem, madness, murder, and sex—lots of sex... moreMy name is Ian Finn Morgenstern, Finn to my friends. The spring of my 18th birthday, I found and then helped dig up a Native American burial mound. Unfortunately for everyone involved, this particular mound guarded secrets best left for dead.  I pulled three things of note from that mound: a bear totem, a cool stick, and the horrendous skull of a not-quite-dead monster. What followed was a summer of mayhem, madness, murder, and sex—lots of sex. When put that way, it sounds sort of adventurous and fun, but it wasn't. Especially for someone who is more hobbit than ranger. Adventures are best read from the comfort of ones bed. If only I had taken the hint from the mound's ghostly guardian, or dropped that stick when it started singing to me, or let my dad cut down that oak, things would be different. I'd probably still be a virgin, but I'd be a blissfully ignorant virgin, and you wouldn't have anything to read before bed tonight. Sorry, but I'd be okay with that. less

Don't miss this!The new "Captivating" and "Original" urban fantasy series, Ancient Enemy continues with "The Shadow's Touch" wherein Finn gets his first small taste of humanity's ancient foe. The World According to Finn Sometimes during the journey of life, it seems like life is trying to tell you something. Sometimes it tells you to be more careful. Sometimes it tells you to be more bold. Sometimes it tell you to stay in bed and pull the covers over your head... moreDon't miss this!The new "Captivating" and "Original" urban fantasy series, Ancient Enemy continues with "The Shadow's Touch" wherein Finn gets his first small taste of humanity's ancient foe. The World According to Finn Sometimes during the journey of life, it seems like life is trying to tell you something. Sometimes it tells you to be more careful. Sometimes it tells you to be more bold. Sometimes it tell you to stay in bed and pull the covers over your head.Once in a great while life tells you that the world is not what it seems, that everything you thought you knew is wrong, that magic and evil exist, and that reactions to your actions can be way bigger than you can imagine.That summer, life taught me all those lessons and several more: Killer sex is not as fun as it sounds; Don't play with dead things; With great power comes great pain; And, having me for a friend is hazardous to your health.Then, there is perhaps the most important lesson: The third law of thermodynamics can be restated as “things get worse”. less