Elvira Series by Elvira, John Paragon

In her first hairdo-raising adventure, Elvira meets the weirdos next door--a pasty-faced group of coffin-carrying bloodsuckers! Elvira likes vampires as much as the next ghoul. But when they start chomping on her friends, the new creeps on the block receive a little visit--from ELvira's unwelcome wagon. This book begins a new series starring America's favorite glamour ghoul.

Hi there, chill-dren. It's Elvira again And guess what? My young friend Brad keeps trying to convince me he's a werewolf. As if.There he is now. Look at him. What's with all the fur? And those fangs -- hasn't he heard about caps? Still...the blood looks pretty real. That arm in his mouth, too. You don't think...Yikes I better give Brad a helping hand before the neighbors scare up some silver bullets I tell ya, a ghoul's work is never done.

I thought I had bad hair days! I’ve dealt with wolves before, but never like this. The kind I’m used to are all bark, no bite. They howl, they drool, and who do you think gets stuck with the check? I mean, fangs a lot, fellas!Now my young friend Whitney keeps trying to convince me he’s a werewolf. As if. I mean, I like a good practical choke as much as the next ghoul. But if this kid doesn’t give it up soon, he’s off to his tomb with no supper.There he is now. Look at him... moreI thought I had bad hair days! I’ve dealt with wolves before, but never like this. The kind I’m used to are all bark, no bite. They howl, they drool, and who do you think gets stuck with the check? I mean, fangs a lot, fellas!Now my young friend Whitney keeps trying to convince me he’s a werewolf. As if. I mean, I like a good practical choke as much as the next ghoul. But if this kid doesn’t give it up soon, he’s off to his tomb with no supper.There he is now. Look at him. What’s with all the fur? And those fangs—hasn’t he heard about caps? Still…the blood looks pretty real. That arm in his mouth, too. You don’t think…Jeepers creepers! I better give Whitney a yelping hand before the neighbors scare up some silver bullets. I tell ya, a ghoul’s work it never done!Death wishes, Elvira less