Gizmo Series by Paul Jennings

Some gizmos are pretty weird, but this one is the weirdest ever! And it won't go away. A wacky story by the amazing

The girl sucks Jack's eye. Her tongue is huge and spongy and dribbly. The tip of it goes up one nostril. Jack did something awful with an ice-cream-now it's his turn to get licked... A second gizmo tale from Australia'a multi award-winning master of madness.

The third story in the "Gizmo" series, this time involving a mean-spirited hoodlum who - via a toilet seat getting stuck on his head - discovers compassion and becomes a hero.

Cal and Ricky both stare at the one-eyed seagull. You wanted food, Ricky whispers. There it is.A seagull? You'd eat a seagull?I'd eat anything, says Ricky. Anything. When Ricky and Cal wag school, they bite off more than they can chew... At last, another amazing Gizmo story from Australia's master of madness.