The Green Room Chronicles Series by J.D. Frettier

Have you ever wondered what happens when you die? Is the verdict out on whether you’ll go to heaven or hell? What if there were another option?Introducing The Green Room Chronicles, a collection of novellas with a spicy yet humorous take on life after death. This series will tap into your emotions, providing lots of laughter, a bit of sadness—each book begins with the death of the main character—the camaraderie of friends, and a whole lot of love... moreHave you ever wondered what happens when you die? Is the verdict out on whether you’ll go to heaven or hell? What if there were another option?Introducing The Green Room Chronicles, a collection of novellas with a spicy yet humorous take on life after death. This series will tap into your emotions, providing lots of laughter, a bit of sadness—each book begins with the death of the main character—the camaraderie of friends, and a whole lot of love. While the series can be read as standalones, to get the full gist, along with all the belly-gushing laughter, fans continue to recommend you read them all!First in the series is Desperately Seeking Sixty-Nine:The year is 1969. Though there is war and unrest in the world, on August 15th, on a farm in upstate New York, a little concert will go down in history as the most famous music festival of our time: Woodstock.It also happens to be the day Bonnie McMillan and Peter Hampton meet and begin their free-spirited love-filled journey with each other. What happens at Woodstock stays at Woodstock, right? Nope!Fast forward forty-seven years. Bonnie unexpectedly passes after a night of hot sex and is whisked up to Purgatory, ‘The Green Room’ as they call it. Bonnie’s best friend meets her at the pearly green gates and the fun begins, from body sculpting to channeling.Follow Bonnie on her erotically incorrect quest to re-connect with the love of her life. Or at the very least, make sure the sex toys are hidden before the kids start sorting through her things!This book contains adult language and situations and is meant for readers over the age of 18 less

Linda White is on a mission to sic Karma on her cheating, ex-husband Grey in this laugh out loud second installment of The Green Room Chronicles. After being blindsided with infidelity and financial devastation, recently widowed Linda has sworn off men forever. Nearing middle age, her dream of retiring early from the airlines is no longer within reach, so, she retreats into the world of battery operated boyfriends to deal with the stress... moreLinda White is on a mission to sic Karma on her cheating, ex-husband Grey in this laugh out loud second installment of The Green Room Chronicles. After being blindsided with infidelity and financial devastation, recently widowed Linda has sworn off men forever. Nearing middle age, her dream of retiring early from the airlines is no longer within reach, so, she retreats into the world of battery operated boyfriends to deal with the stress. When the one purchase Linda counts on for a long haul flight to Paris backfires, she passes away suddenly… from a conniption fit, of all things! Linda lands in the infamous Green Room where she’s met by veteran Green Roomers, Dee Smeltzer and Bonnie Hampton. Always up for stirring the pot and having a good time, they introduce Linda to the finer aspects of the Green Room and Edwina Starr, the renowned sorceress who has a few Karmatic spells up her sleeve. Let’s just say, ‘Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.’ Join Linda, Dee, Bonnie, and a few familiar Green Room faces—old and new—for a frolicking green time that will leave you in stitches as Karma comes full circle. Contains adult situations, language, and is intended for readers over the age of 18. less