Freaky Florida Series by Ward Parker

Gators. Pythons. Iguanas. Dragons? Why not? It’s Florida. Missy, nurse to elderly supernaturals and budding witch, has two big problems. First, she found a young, injured dragon in the Everglades that has a price on its head. Second, her vampire patient Schwartz has disappeared after getting caught by Customs with werewolf blood. (It’s like Viagra for vampires. Don’t ask... moreGators. Pythons. Iguanas. Dragons? Why not? It’s Florida. Missy, nurse to elderly supernaturals and budding witch, has two big problems. First, she found a young, injured dragon in the Everglades that has a price on its head. Second, her vampire patient Schwartz has disappeared after getting caught by Customs with werewolf blood. (It’s like Viagra for vampires. Don’t ask.) There are many bizarre creatures in the Everglades, native and non-native, but who knew dragons were among them? And this isn’t just any young dragon. This is a dragon prophesied to restore its species to greatness. That’s why an evil, ancient god wants to destroy it, and an almost-as-evil CEO tries to capture it. Missy has to protect the dragon while it heals (and snacks on the iguanas in her neighborhood). Too bad she also has to locate and rescue Schwartz before he gets staked. Her best weapon is her not-always-dependable magick. But she is learning that she inherited much more power than she had realized. Invasive Species is the second book in Freaky Florida, a humorous contemporary fantasy series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love cozy witch mysteries, the thrills of urban fantasy, and a splash of comedy, this series is for you. Think of it as an unholy blend of Amanda M. Lee, Kim Harrison, Jim Butcher, Shayne Silvers, Christopher Moore, and Carl Hiaasen. Grab this book and enjoy a vacation in Jellyfish Beach today. less

A vampire tale even a caveman would love.The retired vampires at Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida, have it good. Until some ancient vampires show up in a massive yacht named The Man Cave. These guys are a bunch of Neanderthals. No, really. You see, not all Neanderthals went extinct. Some went undead. And they want to rule all the vampires of Florida.Missy Mindle, midlife witch and nurse to elderly supernaturals, uses her magick to help her vampire patients fight back... moreA vampire tale even a caveman would love.The retired vampires at Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida, have it good. Until some ancient vampires show up in a massive yacht named The Man Cave. These guys are a bunch of Neanderthals. No, really. You see, not all Neanderthals went extinct. Some went undead. And they want to rule all the vampires of Florida.Missy Mindle, midlife witch and nurse to elderly supernaturals, uses her magick to help her vampire patients fight back. But when the Neanderthals start taking vampire hostages, and kidnap the daughter of Missy’s cousin, get ready for a conflict of prehistoric proportions. Going Batty is Book 5 of Freaky Florida, a clean, humorous fantasy series filled with magic, monsters, and mystery; sarcasm and satire; and, of course, Florida Man. If you love the thrills of urban fantasy, the wit of witch mysteries and paranormal women’s fiction, and a big splash of comedy, this series is for you. Grab a copy of Going Batty today and bring it back to your cave. less