My Very UnFairy Tale Life Series by Anna Staniszewski

How does an average girl become a magical adventurer, anyway? Find out in this short e-prequel to My Very UnFairy Tale Life.

You know all those stories that claim fairies cry sparkle tears and elves travel by rainbow? They're lies. All lies. I've spent my life as an official adventurer. I travel across enchanted kingdoms saving magical creatures and fighting horrible beasts that most of you think are only myths and legends. I've never had a social life. My friends have all forgotten me. And let's not even talk about trying to do my homework. So -- I'm done!! I'm tired and I want to go back to being a normal girl... moreYou know all those stories that claim fairies cry sparkle tears and elves travel by rainbow? They're lies. All lies. I've spent my life as an official adventurer. I travel across enchanted kingdoms saving magical creatures and fighting horrible beasts that most of you think are only myths and legends. I've never had a social life. My friends have all forgotten me. And let's not even talk about trying to do my homework. So -- I'm done!! I'm tired and I want to go back to being a normal girl. But then along comes "Prince Charming" asking for help, and, well, what's a tired girl like me supposed to do? less

I know what you're thinking: Can she talk to animals? Yes, those chatty woodland creatures won't shut up. It's not as cute as you'd think.What's an Adventurer, You Ask?An underappreciated girl like me who travels around to magical Kingdoms saving creatures you don't even know exist. And trust me, they need a lot of help.My new missions is in the Land of Tales (the crazy place all fairy tales come from) to face off with an evil witch and complete Three Impossible Tasks... moreI know what you're thinking: Can she talk to animals? Yes, those chatty woodland creatures won't shut up. It's not as cute as you'd think.What's an Adventurer, You Ask?An underappreciated girl like me who travels around to magical Kingdoms saving creatures you don't even know exist. And trust me, they need a lot of help.My new missions is in the Land of Tales (the crazy place all fairy tales come from) to face off with an evil witch and complete Three Impossible Tasks. Easy, right?Being an adventurer is no fairy tale, but this is one mission I can't fail.OCoJenny the AdventurerPraise for My Very UnFairy Tale Life:A light comic romp...Charming.OCoKirkusA speedy and amusing ride...will keep readers entertained.OCoPublishers WeeklyA magical world that's totally relatable. You'll find yourself wishing you were alongside Jenny fighting against unicorns (who aren't as peaceful as you think) and traveling to fantastical realms.OCoGirlsLife.com" less

You think a trip to Fairy Land sounds fun? Clearly you've never been turned into a mouse by an Evil Queen.This. Is. It.My most important mission as a magical adventurer ever. And probably my last. 'Cause I'm pretty sure if I defy the council and travel to Fairy Land to rescue my parents, I'm so fired. They say it's too dangerous... moreYou think a trip to Fairy Land sounds fun? Clearly you've never been turned into a mouse by an Evil Queen.This. Is. It.My most important mission as a magical adventurer ever. And probably my last. 'Cause I'm pretty sure if I defy the council and travel to Fairy Land to rescue my parents, I'm so fired. They say it's too dangerous. That the Queen Fairy is crazy, and she's hoarding all the magic to do unspeakable things (like steal the leprechauns' gold and make all of her subjects attend mandatory parades).But none of that matters. I finally have a chance at happily ever after with my family. And crazy fairy or no crazy fairy, I'll do whatever it takes to bring them home. less