'Not Quite' Series by Julia Mills

This is a short story with approximately 13,000 words. Enjoy! Great job...Sexy boyfriend...Heiress to the Georgia Onion Empire...Vidalia Fitzsimmons had it all until the day bodies started dropping from the sky...literally. Time is running out. The body count is multiplying. It's all up to a cop, a vampire and a self-proclaimed nerd to save the day. Hold onto your hats folks, you’re never gonna believe what happens next! This book contains explicit sexual material and violence... moreThis is a short story with approximately 13,000 words. Enjoy! Great job...Sexy boyfriend...Heiress to the Georgia Onion Empire...Vidalia Fitzsimmons had it all until the day bodies started dropping from the sky...literally. Time is running out. The body count is multiplying. It's all up to a cop, a vampire and a self-proclaimed nerd to save the day. Hold onto your hats folks, you’re never gonna believe what happens next! This book contains explicit sexual material and violence. It is only suited for mature readers 18 years of age and older. less

This is a Novella with approx 22,000 words. Enjoy! From pauper to princess to prisoner in forty-eight hours is a lot for anyone to handle, but she’s Phoebe O’Byrne, dammit! Phoebe thought her life had finally gotten easier, that she’d found her purpose. All she wanted to do was celebrate passing the BAR…then Grant Hollingsworth strolled into her life... moreThis is a Novella with approx 22,000 words. Enjoy! From pauper to princess to prisoner in forty-eight hours is a lot for anyone to handle, but she’s Phoebe O’Byrne, dammit! Phoebe thought her life had finally gotten easier, that she’d found her purpose. All she wanted to do was celebrate passing the BAR…then Grant Hollingsworth strolled into her life. Now, up is down, in is out, and people think they can turn into birds! Stop the world, this princess wants off! This book contains explicit sexual material and violence. It is only suited for mature readers 18 years of age and older. less

This is a Novella with approx 12,000 words, ENJOY! Fluorescent orange goo, one deranged raccoon and a road trip to the bottom of the lake can be life-changing. Goodness knows Zoey’s life was never the same but like everything else in her twenty plus years even returning from the dead didn’t go as planned. Can she save her town, have the love she deserves and NOT lose what’s left of her ‘almost-undead’ sanity? Only time will tell… This book contains explicit sexual material and violence... moreThis is a Novella with approx 12,000 words, ENJOY! Fluorescent orange goo, one deranged raccoon and a road trip to the bottom of the lake can be life-changing. Goodness knows Zoey’s life was never the same but like everything else in her twenty plus years even returning from the dead didn’t go as planned. Can she save her town, have the love she deserves and NOT lose what’s left of her ‘almost-undead’ sanity? Only time will tell… This book contains explicit sexual material and violence. It is only suited for mature readers 18 years of age and older. less

This is a Novella with approx 19,000 words. Enjoy! Being related to royalty has presented its problems but everything was manageable, at least that was before retired Marine Jax Montgomery found himself at the bottom of a ravine with a broken leg and a bruised ego. After two tours in Afghanistan and learning that people grow feathers, wings and fur, Jax was sure nothing could surprise him, but things are about to get a whole lot 'hairier'... moreThis is a Novella with approx 19,000 words. Enjoy! Being related to royalty has presented its problems but everything was manageable, at least that was before retired Marine Jax Montgomery found himself at the bottom of a ravine with a broken leg and a bruised ego. After two tours in Afghanistan and learning that people grow feathers, wings and fur, Jax was sure nothing could surprise him, but things are about to get a whole lot 'hairier'. He was sure he had the tiger by the tail but it seems pumas are a whole lot harder to catch. This book contains explicit sexual material and violence. It is only suited for mature readers 18 years of age and older. less

From the armpit of Hell to Lucifer-only-knows-where, West Virginia (Sue me! I lost the directions.) at the speed of light with my new bestie, Bert the imp and my hooker alter-ego, Lola without a plan or a clue. Yeah, that's the way we roll.Ten days is all I have before the love of my life marries the Princess of Hell and my dreams for a smokingly hot happily-ever-after goes up in flames. It's DEF CON 666 and this girl is outta time and outta choices... moreFrom the armpit of Hell to Lucifer-only-knows-where, West Virginia (Sue me! I lost the directions.) at the speed of light with my new bestie, Bert the imp and my hooker alter-ego, Lola without a plan or a clue. Yeah, that's the way we roll.Ten days is all I have before the love of my life marries the Princess of Hell and my dreams for a smokingly hot happily-ever-after goes up in flames. It's DEF CON 666 and this girl is outta time and outta choices.One of these Witches better have a plan to turn this Not-Quite Hellhound into a four-legged, butt-sniffing daughter of Cerberus or Satan himself is gonna make an appearance and we're all gonna be flambéed.Time is running out, my fur coat is nowhere to be found, and all I can think about is jumping that Hunky Hellhound's bones…. Hades help us, who does a girl have to kill to get a quad shot, no foam, caramel macchiato in this one-horse town?Hang on! Devilish Dips and Eye-Popping Mayhem coming up! less

Get away from the city, they said. You’ll love it in the country, they promised. You inherited a frikkin’ mansion, whatcha got to lose? Yeah, well, that’s the last time I listen to those boobs! It wasn’t bad enough that my Pepto-Bismal-pink VW van went missing. But now, Ernesto the Parrot keeps making obscene comments about my butt, Wendy, the one-eyed cat is having a mid-life crisis and Festus, the dancing donkey has gone on an all vegan diet... moreGet away from the city, they said. You’ll love it in the country, they promised. You inherited a frikkin’ mansion, whatcha got to lose? Yeah, well, that’s the last time I listen to those boobs! It wasn’t bad enough that my Pepto-Bismal-pink VW van went missing. But now, Ernesto the Parrot keeps making obscene comments about my butt, Wendy, the one-eyed cat is having a mid-life crisis and Festus, the dancing donkey has gone on an all vegan diet. Oh, and let me not forget that my dearly-departed Auntie Dot is not-so dearly-departed and she’s trying to fix me up with a dead guy. I swear, the next time somebody leaves me a house… I’m not moving in, I’m just droppin’ it on one of my relatives. See ya’ in Asscrack. Anything’s better than this crap. less