Pew! Pew! Series by L.A. Johnson, Chris J. Pike, Michael Anderle, Zen DiPietro, C.C. Ekeke, Andrew Lawston, S.E Anderson, Drew Avera, Amy DuBoff, M.D. Cooper, Christian Kallias, S.E. Anderson, Drew Cordell, Christopher J. Valin, Richard Parry, Andrew Gates, Rachel Aukes, Chris Fox, James S. Aaron, J.J. Green, TM Toombs

9 Comedic space opera tales of big spaceships, poor life decisions, and lots of Pew! Follow the adventures of swashbuckling heroes and heroines who forgot their swash and didn't do up their buckles as they gallivant across the stars, saving the downtrodden and trodding on some of the down. Delta-Team: A "Simple" Kidnapping - M. D. Cooper The Methane Lake of Excruciating Tedium - Felix R. Savage The Last Bounty - Barry J. Hutchison Spaceberg - M. Pax Attack of the Killer Bees - Chris J... more9 Comedic space opera tales of big spaceships, poor life decisions, and lots of Pew! Follow the adventures of swashbuckling heroes and heroines who forgot their swash and didn't do up their buckles as they gallivant across the stars, saving the downtrodden and trodding on some of the down. Delta-Team: A "Simple" Kidnapping - M. D. Cooper The Methane Lake of Excruciating Tedium - Felix R. Savage The Last Bounty - Barry J. Hutchison Spaceberg - M. Pax Attack of the Killer Bees - Chris J. Pike Brewing Trouble - Amy DuBoff Dodging Fate - Zen DiPietro Gli+ch - Drew Avera Bat Johnson, the Mad Mortician of Mars - Rachel Aukes less

8 Comedic Space Opera Adventures of Space Monsters, Dashing Heroes, and a Healthy Dose of WTF!Dodging Fate: Escape from my Fishwife - by Zen DiPietroCharlie Kenny is that rarest of creatures--a redshirt who has left Earth to travel among the stars. He's survived a bug attack, a tank-driving monkey outbreak, and the cold vacuum of space. But now he faces his biggest challenge: his accidental marriage to an Albacore woman, which leads to being pursued by loan sharks... more8 Comedic Space Opera Adventures of Space Monsters, Dashing Heroes, and a Healthy Dose of WTF!Dodging Fate: Escape from my Fishwife - by Zen DiPietroCharlie Kenny is that rarest of creatures--a redshirt who has left Earth to travel among the stars. He's survived a bug attack, a tank-driving monkey outbreak, and the cold vacuum of space. But now he faces his biggest challenge: his accidental marriage to an Albacore woman, which leads to being pursued by loan sharks. He'll need all of Greta's luck and Pinky's muscle to avoid sleeping with the fishes.Spellslinger - by Chris FoxThe Galaxy needs a Hero. Wesley isn't that guyWesley is a space archaeologist, the special breed of adventurer willing to brave strange worlds and forgotten nebulas in search of vanished civilizations. Unfortunately, he's also a coward. When he discovers the key to the greatest treasure ever discovered he'll have to overcome his allergies, while accidentally saving the galaxy.Crash - by James S. AaronLet's get ready to Crash! When young thug Ngoba Starl gets caught up in a plot to hack Cruithne Station's e-sports scene, he's going to make some friendly new acquaintances in organized crime who might blow his head off, throw him out an airlock, murder his friends. . . or maybe all three? Watch out for the mecha-dolphins, battle Corgis and drunken barbarians as they smash their way across Cruithne's underground in a Battle Royale that will leave the fans screaming for more and Starl running for his life. Crash on!Trash Beings of the Galaxy, Unite! - by J.J. GreenTrash has become the new, lucrative weapon of warfare, and Jaquil Rarebit wants a piece of that action. He yearns to become a garbage mogul, but the sheltered tweenager finds he's bitten off more than he can chew when his internship with Trash Iz Uz morphs into a deadly battle for survival.Can Jaquil ditch his dungarees, escape the clutches of shady corporate entities and find his place within the trash gang?Miss Planet Earth - by S.E AndersonKatra Zorento overslept the Milky Way's first ever Miss Universe pageant by 13,000 years. With her visa long since expired, she must return to the planet that once was Earth.... That is, of course, if dashing space pirates don't get in the way. Katra's only allies are a mysterious assassin trapped in a 9 year old's body and a droid with memory issues. But if she survives this, she could win the most valuable crown in the universe...The Gli+chover - by Drew AveraAfter a devastatingly crushing, utterly suicidal, incredibly stupid trip to Europa, Ben returns to Earth embarrassed and defeated. But Earth isn't the home he left behind. In orbit, a mass of darkness looms threateningly, and it is the only thing standing between Ben and surviving.For the Love of Llama - by TM ToombsCommander Mia Cochran, relegated to garbage scow duty, is forced to blackmail her captain and commandeer his ship to locate and steal a psychoactive contraband. At stake is the life of Tefeau, the closest thing she has to family and one of the most deceitful beings Mia has ever met. She only has four solar days to save her erstwhile friend's life--or land in the brig.Delta Team: The Disknee World - by M. D. CooperLashes has seen a lot of things, but nothing quite prepared her for The Disknee World. An entire planet of dwarves, pixies, talking bears, flying monkeys and a heck of a lot more.But the Delta Team hasn’t flown thirty light years to The Disknee World just to go on some rides, or ogle the pretty fairies. No, they’re here to solve some mysterious disappearances—just as soon as they sort out what they’re going to use their Fusion Passes on. less

9 tales of galactic ludicrousness, all communicated entirely in beeps and squinks. If you can read this, you're probably a cyborg. Stealing Trouble by Amy DuBoff Legitimate business is boring. There's no thrill, just a lot of paperwork. To amuse themselves, the crew of the Little Princess II decide to try their hands at some old fashioned art theft and black market dealings. However, going in without a clear plan has a tendency to backfire... more9 tales of galactic ludicrousness, all communicated entirely in beeps and squinks. If you can read this, you're probably a cyborg. Stealing Trouble by Amy DuBoff Legitimate business is boring. There's no thrill, just a lot of paperwork. To amuse themselves, the crew of the Little Princess II decide to try their hands at some old fashioned art theft and black market dealings. However, going in without a clear plan has a tendency to backfire. Old nemeses, incorrect assumptions, and bad luck are just the beginning of their problems. Invasion of the Kaviis by C.C. Ekeke Since childhood, Henar has trained to become part of the Kavii Benevolency's grand military. But when he's sent to the backwater world known as Earth, the young soldier is hell-bent on making the best of his first military conquest. What he finds on Earth opens his eyes to a new and unorthodox chance at glory... and unlimited belly rubs. A Visit from my Cyborg Nana by Zen DiPietro Charlie Kenny is happy with his new life on the Second Chance. He's a redshirt, an unlikely adventurer, and he's even learned to mix a darn good cocktail. He's been reluctant to return to Earth, where the majority of his life's misfortunes have occurred, but his nana needs help. The cyborg overlords that assimilated her years ago now refuse to provide her with proper maintenance. Charlie has no choice but to face off against these robotic ruffians. Lucky for him, he'll have the help of the two best friends a redshirt could have. The Horrible Habits of Humans by S.E. Anderson Commander Strax of the Order would love nothing more than to command his ship and plan his retirement. Babysitting a new race is not part of the plan. When a simple dimplomatic mission goes sideways, it's up to strax to save the universe--and keep the human out of trouble. The Lone Ranger Returns by Michael Anderle Her grandfather is gone, his legacy remains. It takes a while for this granddaughter to realize you can't outrun the Grimes legacy. Swarn of the Zom-Bees by Chris J. Pike Captain Jim Jones and his crew just want to enjoy a few space hot dogs when blood-sucking bees attack. After reaching a tentative truce, everyone has been fooled by the Space Bees, with their apparent need to cultivate honey everywhere. But when the first Space Bee shop opens on Earth, Jones suspects something else is afoot as people start dropping like flies. Vermillion by L.A. Johnson Zenith researches ancient intergalactic maps for a living. Or at least she did, until she impulsively joined a slacker Civil Customer Service crew to get away from an ex-boyfriend. Now she must deal with the terrors lurking in deep space, a co-dependent ship named Vermillion, and a human-sized insect roommate. The crew is intent on keeping their zero percent customer satisfaction rating despite Zenith's objections, but when her past won't stop coming back to haunt her, her first job may be her last. Glitches Wild by Drew Avera What happens when the unluckiest man on the planets plays a high-stakes game of poker against the richest man in West Virginia? He loses his ass in more ways than one. The real question is, what happens after? Zip Zap Boing by Andrew Lawston The Starship Troupers Initiative is famed across the galaxy, bringing the greatest actors to entertain soldiers in warzones on the most lethal colony worlds. Now, new actor James Fanning must both give the performance of a lifetime, and singlehandedly turn the tide of Jargroth's civil war. The show must go on... even if it kills him! ** less

Evildoers across the multiverse unite! Or maybe don't... Ten tales by nine authors of good versus evil. See heroes fail and evildoers win, and everything between. Add in a little bit of Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus Poles, and you have delicious chaos!