SOS Hotel Series by Adam Vex, Ariana Nash

Book 2. Friendly Sanctuary for the Fiendishly Fabulous *Days since last murder: 0It’s been two weeks since the SOS Hotel opened, and everything is going . . .great.Apart from the detective who’s dead set on accusing Zee of murder, the leaking pipes, a psycho sorcerer stalker, a shadowbeast in the attic, and . . . did I mention Lord Reynard has a wife? Yeah, he didn’t mention it either. I could have done with knowing that before, you know, kinda falling for the suave, sexy Vampire Daddy... moreBook 2. Friendly Sanctuary for the Fiendishly Fabulous *Days since last murder: 0It’s been two weeks since the SOS Hotel opened, and everything is going . . .great.Apart from the detective who’s dead set on accusing Zee of murder, the leaking pipes, a psycho sorcerer stalker, a shadowbeast in the attic, and . . . did I mention Lord Reynard has a wife? Yeah, he didn’t mention it either. I could have done with knowing that before, you know, kinda falling for the suave, sexy Vampire Daddy. He also neglected to mention that his wife wants my head on a plate. Literally. This is not the love-triangle I was expecting. If Reynard lied about that, what else is a lie? Is Zee right, and Lord Reynard wants our hotel? Or is it something more personal he desires, such as my heart? My name is Adam Vex. I’m totally, one hundred percent human. Welcome to the SOS Hotel. Where it’s about to get weird-er. SOS Hotel is a whacky MMM adventure about a vampire lord, an ex-porn star demon, and a boring human who absolutely does not have any secrets. 18+ only. You'll find dark humor abounds, plus explicit language and sex. If you don't like the f-word, or sex, with a little murder thrown in, do not read these books. There will be triggering content for some. Proceed with caution. Have a great stay! less

The third book in the SOS Hotel series...Three weeks in, and the SOS Hotel is still standing. I know, crazy right? Despite the gremlins, lethal electrics, shadowbeast in the attic, vampire threats, and psycho sorcerer, our doors remain open to all Lost Ones. Also, nobody has died… in a few days... moreThe third book in the SOS Hotel series...Three weeks in, and the SOS Hotel is still standing. I know, crazy right? Despite the gremlins, lethal electrics, shadowbeast in the attic, vampire threats, and psycho sorcerer, our doors remain open to all Lost Ones. Also, nobody has died… in a few days. 
All I have to do is hold it all together, keep every guest safe, not mention the body in the flowerbeds, and maybe we’ll last another week?
But Sebastien has demanded Zee return to the club, or he’ll hurt more demons. Sebastien has become a big problem. And problems, like gremlins, have a habit of multiplying at the SOS Hotel. 
I promised Zee I’d stay out of his other life. But I can’t—won’t watch Sebastien mistreat him. 
I might be a boring, average, harmless human, but even I have my limits. 
Plus, I’ve got a vampire on my side. Lord Reynard has a knack for getting answers out of people… Together, we’re going to find a way to break Sebastien’s hold over Zee, even if part of our plan involves an evening of la mort d’amour at Razorsedge. Reynard says we’re not going to do anything risky. But I kind of, maybe, just a little bit… want to?
Trust me. I’m Adam Vex. Totally normal human. It’s all going to turn out just fine. I’m absolutely certain I have everything under control. 
Probably. 
Welcome to the SOS Hotel. SOS Hotel is a whacky adventure about a vampire lord, an ex-porn-star demon, and a boring human who absolutely does not have any secrets. 18+ only. You'll find dark humor, explicit language and sex throughout the books. If you don't like the f-word, sex, some minor murders, or a few questionable pies thrown in, do not read these books. There will be triggering content for some, including sexual coercion. Proceed with caution. Have a GREAT stay! less

Something is wrong with Tom Collins. More wrong than usual.Tom’s being nice.I should have known trouble was right around the corner. One attempted murder later, and Reynard is forced to disarm Tom (literally).No bartender, means no bar. Zee is grumpy and avoiding me, and the hotel’s measly profits are dwindling by the day.Things are not going well. We need our broken, foul-mouthed Tom Collins back.But don’t worry... moreSomething is wrong with Tom Collins. More wrong than usual.Tom’s being nice.I should have known trouble was right around the corner. One attempted murder later, and Reynard is forced to disarm Tom (literally).No bartender, means no bar. Zee is grumpy and avoiding me, and the hotel’s measly profits are dwindling by the day.Things are not going well. We need our broken, foul-mouthed Tom Collins back.But don’t worry. Zee says saving Tom should be a walk in the park for me—General Vex, and Lycian, Scourge of Demios.Turns out, that walk in the park is more like a road to hell. But I've got this...My name is Adam Vex. I'm your average and mundane, human host. Welcome to another crazy day at the SOS Hotel.* SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some readers may find uncomfortable. For full warnings, please see the author's website or the paperback "look inside sample". less

Books 1 - 4 of this FABULOUS, laugh-out-loud, naughty series... featuring a totally normal human (no lies detected) an ex-adult movie star who also happens to be the world's BEST demon, and a hot billionaire vampire who nobody likes. Probably. Welcome to the SOS Hotel. I'm Adam Vex, your hotel manager, and 100% boring human. I'd say "enjoy your stay," but honestly, I'm just hoping we all survive it.*Terms and conditions apply... moreBooks 1 - 4 of this FABULOUS, laugh-out-loud, naughty series... featuring a totally normal human (no lies detected) an ex-adult movie star who also happens to be the world's BEST demon, and a hot billionaire vampire who nobody likes. Probably. Welcome to the SOS Hotel. I'm Adam Vex, your hotel manager, and 100% boring human. I'd say "enjoy your stay," but honestly, I'm just hoping we all survive it.*Terms and conditions apply. Management is not responsible for any supernatural shenanigans, unexplained disappearances, or the gremlins. Hotel guests Five stars! It's the best! ~ DefinitelynotZodiacKinda weird, but the manager is nice. Not sure about the suspicious stains. ~ JCLentsThe barman was beyond rude, there are gremlins in the walls, and there's something weird in the attic. Probably won't stay again. ~ Local hotel guideThought this was the SEX hotel. Didn't get any. One star. ~ Onenightst8ndAdam Vex is a fraud. He has you all fooled. His day of reckoning is coming. ~ GideonCain (not a villain) less

Closed for gremlin extermination...

One day, we might leave the hotel for a date or a shopping trip and not be hunted, shot at, kidnapped, and almost unalived by a hoard of gnomes…Apparently, that day is not today.My name is Adam Vex, and this is what happened when a day trip to a well-known Scandinavian home furniture store turned into a nightmare for me, Victor and Zee.No cacti were harmed in the making of this book, but some gnomes were. A whole lot of gnomes, actually. Reader discretion is advised... moreOne day, we might leave the hotel for a date or a shopping trip and not be hunted, shot at, kidnapped, and almost unalived by a hoard of gnomes…Apparently, that day is not today.My name is Adam Vex, and this is what happened when a day trip to a well-known Scandinavian home furniture store turned into a nightmare for me, Victor and Zee.No cacti were harmed in the making of this book, but some gnomes were. A whole lot of gnomes, actually. Reader discretion is advised.

SOS HOTEL Christmas Special can be read anytime after book 5 in the series to avoid spoilers.This book is a NOVELLA, and is shorter in length than the main books in the series. less

My big secret is out. Adam Vex may be a tiny bit not human. But it’s not so bad. Just so long as Gideon Cain doesn’t find out. It’s probably best if I keep my head down and stay out of trouble, especially after our ‘tiny accident’ at the vampire chapel. But one little date won’t hurt. We deserve it... moreMy big secret is out. Adam Vex may be a tiny bit not human. But it’s not so bad. Just so long as Gideon Cain doesn’t find out. It’s probably best if I keep my head down and stay out of trouble, especially after our ‘tiny accident’ at the vampire chapel. But one little date won’t hurt. We deserve it. And what can go wrong at a fancy dinner? It’s not as though we’ll become tangled in a corporate plot to exploit Lost Ones in brutal fights to the death for entertainment, during which we attempt to free the fighters, only for the evening to end with me riding an enraged werewolf through the restaurant, and have the entire escapade viewed millions of times online resulting in all of San Francisco asking:What is Adam Vex?Pfft. Why would that happen?! *Warning: SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some readers may find kinda unsettling. The books also contain the BEST FUCKING DEMON there ever was, the worlds most useless vampire who has a weird thing for furniture, and a 100% human (ahem) who is super nice and deserves to have nice things. less

An ex-adult movie star, a broke vampire daddy, and a boring human are about to try and save the world... It's probably our fault your world is doomed, if I'm honest. Sorry about that. Sticking with honesty, we're not great at saving people, or ourselves. You should probably pack a bag and head for the hills.You know, just in case.. moreAn ex-adult movie star, a broke vampire daddy, and a boring human are about to try and save the world... It's probably our fault your world is doomed, if I'm honest. Sorry about that. Sticking with honesty, we're not great at saving people, or ourselves. You should probably pack a bag and head for the hills.You know, just in case...My name is Adam Vex, and I'm definitely not the hero we all need, but along with Zee and Victor, a whole bunch of s*x demons, one shadow beast, a sassy AI bartender, and some uncontrollable gremlins, we're all you've got.Welcome to the end of the world at the SOS Hotel.We hope you enjoy your final resting place.* SOS Hotel contains explicit language, situations, and content that some readers may find uncomfortable, including frogs. There will likely be a few instances of unaliving, a whole lot of swearing (Zee does not have a profanity filter), and Sebastien being Sebastien.If you haven't read the previous books, definitely do not start here. This is the final book in the series. less

Helllooo lovely readers. Uncle Zee here… So, you’ve got this far! Congratulations! You win a prize! And that prize is my undying love and gratitude. And a gremlin. You can take all the gremlins, if you like. Please. Take. The. Gremlins.So, give yourselves a cookie for being a brilliant reader.Now, you may as well buy the rest of the series, right?Well, look what we have here… The final three books in the SOS HOTEL series all bundled together for your reading pleasure... moreHelllooo lovely readers. Uncle Zee here… So, you’ve got this far! Congratulations! You win a prize! And that prize is my undying love and gratitude. And a gremlin. You can take all the gremlins, if you like. Please. Take. The. Gremlins.So, give yourselves a cookie for being a brilliant reader.Now, you may as well buy the rest of the series, right?Well, look what we have here… The final three books in the SOS HOTEL series all bundled together for your reading pleasure. What are the chances?! So convenient, so easy, just click, and BOOM, you get to find out what happens next. Plus, you get me, three more times!What more could you ask for? ~ Zee PS, don't start reading here, it'll be real confusing. There's a whole bunch of drama before this book, some murders, some super spicy smeggsy times, and some more unaliving... Grab book one and begin the HILARIOUS series that will blow your mind, and maybe some other parts... less