Electra Brown Series by Helen Bailey

Electra Brown can be very shallow. Her dad is having a mid-life crisis, her mom's given in to her daytime TV addiction, her little brother (aka The Little Runt) has been caught shoplifting Tampax and even Google the guinea pig's gone mental. But despite life going pear-shaped around her, all Electra can think of is whether green eyeliner complements or clashes with blue eyes!

Electra's totally out of her depth. Everyone's giving her the third degree!Freak Boy's dad wants to know whether he's being bullied. Sorrel's interrogating Electra about Lucy's private life. Even her dad is cross-examining her about her mum's love-life, over his Deep Pan Super Supreme.And all Electra can think is, How far can you get a piece of melted cheese to stretch without it breaking?Welcome to the crazy world of Electra Brown.

Everyone's got major lurve-action except Electra.She hates swimming against the tide; she'd rather go with the flow. She should be planning how to hook a hunk, but all she can think is, What's for lunch?She can be VERY shallow.

Electra's finally taking the plunge. After all, her friend Lucy did it in France, Sorrel thought she had but hadn't after all, and Claudia, who's done it loads of times, has bet Electra she won't. She will, though. She's going to go out with the first boy who asks her. But what if he turns out to be a frog and not a prince? She can be  very shallow.

Electra is head over heels in "lurve." She's fallen hook, line, and sinker for a testoreone-packed hunk. He's cute, he's cool, and he's been expelled from school. He's also totally in to her! There's just one minor problem. Electra already has a boyfriend, FB. She should do what's right and walk away. But will she? As if! Enjoy more frank and sometimes serious freaky rants from Electra Brown's crazy world!