F*cking Animals Series by Matt Shaw

'Bird' centers around a dysfunctional husband and wife and tells the story of their relationship problems. Constantly trying to get one up on the other, the wife decides that they're going to get their own turkey for Christmas this year and fatten it up themselves, feeding it only the best of foods. Not only is it more work for her stay at home husband, but it is also a form of punishment as the bird-fancier will be the one who has to kill the turkey when the time comes... more'Bird' centers around a dysfunctional husband and wife and tells the story of their relationship problems. Constantly trying to get one up on the other, the wife decides that they're going to get their own turkey for Christmas this year and fatten it up themselves, feeding it only the best of foods. Not only is it more work for her stay at home husband, but it is also a form of punishment as the bird-fancier will be the one who has to kill the turkey when the time comes. He kills it, the wife cooks it - that's what she plans. Soon the bird becomes a key character in helping the man decide what he wants from his life. Spending more and more time with the turkey, the only person who'll listen to his problems, talking things through - will he realise his marriage is over or will find a way to rekindle their love for one another? Only time will tell. WARNING: Some scenes ARE offensive and the language is strong. If you are easily offended, or do not like bad language - please do not purchase this title. less

Elliott Chudleigh has ruined his life. He has killed both the woman he hated and the bird he loved and feels as though it is the end of the road. He knows it will not be long until they find her body and he needs to keep running... It's just... He wasn't expecting this cow to come along and turn his head... moreElliott Chudleigh has ruined his life. He has killed both the woman he hated and the bird he loved and feels as though it is the end of the road. He knows it will not be long until they find her body and he needs to keep running... It's just... He wasn't expecting this cow to come along and turn his head. The voices in his head have so many questions: Can he find redemption? Can he find his Happy Ever After? Is he condemned to a life in either a prison or a mental ward? Will anyone else die because of him? And - more importantly - who is Freya? Does she really love him as she states or does she have her own agenda? COW is the direct follow-up to Matt Shaw's infamous tale "BIRD". WARNING: This book has some disturbing scenes and strong language. If you're a fan of neither - please do not purchase this book. less

Combined together in this collection are Matt Shaw's infamous 'Bird' and 'Cow' Please note: these tales are also available separately although it works out cheaper to purchase the two together.Warning: There are disturbing scenes and strong language in these titles. If easily offended, or shocked, please do not purchase.BIRD:'Bird' centers around a dysfunctional husband and wife and tells the story of their relationship problems... moreCombined together in this collection are Matt Shaw's infamous 'Bird' and 'Cow' Please note: these tales are also available separately although it works out cheaper to purchase the two together.Warning: There are disturbing scenes and strong language in these titles. If easily offended, or shocked, please do not purchase.BIRD:'Bird' centers around a dysfunctional husband and wife and tells the story of their relationship problems. Constantly trying to get one up on the other, the wife decides that they're going to get their own turkey for Christmas this year and fatten it up themselves, feeding it only the best of foods. Not only is it more work for her stay at home husband, but it is also a form of punishment as the bird-fancier will be the one who has to kill the turkey when the time comes. He kills it, the wife cooks it - that's what she plans. Soon the bird becomes a key character in helping the man decide what he wants from his life. Spending more and more time with the turkey, the only person who'll listen to his problems, talking things through - will he realise his marriage is over or will find a way to rekindle their love for one another? Only time will tell. COW: It's all gone wrong for Elliott Chudleigh as he finds his life taking a drastic new direction.... No more can be said for fear of ruining the storyline but expect more craziness in this direct follow-on which will leave you opened mouthed and questioning what the Hell you just read... less