Sucking Dead Series by Andie M. Long

MyaOne minute I'm working in a bookshop and the next minute a vampire decides to kill me.Enter the tall, dark, handsome stranger who’s been hanging around the store lately. He has a deal he says I can’t refuse. I can either a) die or b) become a vampire and Queen of the Damned.Great choices there, hey? Obviously, I choose option b.So here I am, trying to get used to not only being undead, but to my new royal role where I'm in charge of the Home of Wayward Souls... moreMyaOne minute I'm working in a bookshop and the next minute a vampire decides to kill me.Enter the tall, dark, handsome stranger who’s been hanging around the store lately. He has a deal he says I can’t refuse. I can either a) die or b) become a vampire and Queen of the Damned.Great choices there, hey? Obviously, I choose option b.So here I am, trying to get used to not only being undead, but to my new royal role where I'm in charge of the Home of Wayward Souls. Yep, any newly dead spirits that are wild, unhappy, and out to cause trouble. All mine.Oh, and there's another tiny thing I need to get my head around. The guy who prevented my demise? He's Death himself. The grim reaper took a shine to me and wants to take me on a date.Suck. My. Life. less

One minute I’m running a cupcake café and the next someone is trying to kill me!Enter the attractive, but heavily conceited vampire who I once mistakenly went on a disastrous date with. He has a deal I can’t refuse. I can either a) fake date him and he can be my 24-hour bodyguard or b) I can probably die.It’s a tough choice given how much I detest him, but I plump for staying alive.So now Lawrie is a permanent fixture in Gnarly Fell and I’m in a race against time to find out who wants me dead... moreOne minute I’m running a cupcake café and the next someone is trying to kill me!Enter the attractive, but heavily conceited vampire who I once mistakenly went on a disastrous date with. He has a deal I can’t refuse. I can either a) fake date him and he can be my 24-hour bodyguard or b) I can probably die.It’s a tough choice given how much I detest him, but I plump for staying alive.So now Lawrie is a permanent fixture in Gnarly Fell and I’m in a race against time to find out who wants me dead. Because vampires live a hell of a long time, and this situation already sucks.Just like my fake boyfriend.Welcome to Gnarly Fell, where Death lingers just outside the village (with his girlfriend). less

All he wants for Christmas is…Dela Francis is not convinced that the kindly, white-haired Stan A, owner of the DIY store is really Santa, even if he is shutting shop over the holiday season. 'Stan A' could just as easily be reassembled to make Satan after all.When she discovers Stan up to devilish antics, Dela feels her suspicions might be correct.Stan's son Nick has an unrequited crush on the fae woman who refuses to date anyone from the village. He wants Dela to see he's the one... moreAll he wants for Christmas is…Dela Francis is not convinced that the kindly, white-haired Stan A, owner of the DIY store is really Santa, even if he is shutting shop over the holiday season. 'Stan A' could just as easily be reassembled to make Satan after all.When she discovers Stan up to devilish antics, Dela feels her suspicions might be correct.Stan's son Nick has an unrequited crush on the fae woman who refuses to date anyone from the village. He wants Dela to see he's the one. What he needs is a Christmas miracle.But that seems unlikely when an escapee from the Home of the Wayward Souls threatens to spoil the festivities and the potential romance.Can Santa save the day so that Nick and Dela can have themselves a merry little Christmas?Welcome to Gnarly Fell, where Death lingers just outside the village (with his girlfriend). less

One minute I’m choosing the perfect piece of furniture for my next masterpiece, the next I find myself under a pile of it having a panic attack. As a zombie, I have an irrational fear of being trapped under wood for any length of time.Enter vampire Virginia Letwine to rescue me. When I see who’s saved me, I beg to be put back. I can’t stand her. All her gloating and acting superior and making out I’m pathetic... moreOne minute I’m choosing the perfect piece of furniture for my next masterpiece, the next I find myself under a pile of it having a panic attack. As a zombie, I have an irrational fear of being trapped under wood for any length of time.Enter vampire Virginia Letwine to rescue me. When I see who’s saved me, I beg to be put back. I can’t stand her. All her gloating and acting superior and making out I’m pathetic. I hate her kind, and I don’t mean vampires, I mean materialistic women who want to land a rich man.But I have a problem. I need to do something about my land and the amount of salvage and recycling on it, and with her swiftness and strength, she’s the perfect partner.I have to think of the bigger picture, suck it up, and ask for her help.I’m surprised when she says yes and helps me organise my land and outbuildings, and even more surprised when I find myself enjoying her company.As Ginny reveals her past, I find myself wondering about my future.And how thin the line between love and hate really is…I guess Gnarly is about to find out.The best Paranormal Chick Lit books on the virtual shelves!Who are we? We’re a group of cray-cray authors who thought it’d be totes fab to all write and release #paranormalchicklit books together. From witches to fae to super sexy shifters, we’ve got the best #PCL in any flavor you desire.For more information, visit our website www.paranormalchicklit.com less

JASONOne minute I’m finally dating my ideal woman, the next I’m told I’m the new king of the dragons.They can’t mean me; I’m the village idiot. An identity I have no problem with because it means I don’t have to take life too seriously. Well, until now.The dragons say I have to endure a series of trials before I can rule, but I haven’t become one with my inner dragon yet... moreJASONOne minute I’m finally dating my ideal woman, the next I’m told I’m the new king of the dragons.They can’t mean me; I’m the village idiot. An identity I have no problem with because it means I don’t have to take life too seriously. Well, until now.The dragons say I have to endure a series of trials before I can rule, but I haven’t become one with my inner dragon yet. I’m a slow burn…And what about Charity? She was the first woman to like me for who I am, and I was hoping she’d be the first person… oh God…I’m going to die chaste at almost thirty in the fiery pits of the dragon caves.I suppose at least they can say I was Hot As Suck .The best Paranormal Chick Lit books on the virtual shelves!Who are we? We’re a group of cray-cray authors who thought it’d be totes fab to all write and release #paranormalchicklit books together. From witches to fae to super sexy shifters, we’ve got the best #PCL in any flavor you desire.For more information, visit our website www.paranormalchicklit.com less

One minute I’m a proud and protective father-to-be, the next there’s another dude taking over.Enter the angel Kafziel, sent back to earth to ensure the safe arrival of my wife’s vampire twin babies.Aria seems a little too enthusiastic as the attractive angel moves into the suite next door. Yet she’s becoming increasingly frustrated with me.So here I am, feeling fed up and useless... moreOne minute I’m a proud and protective father-to-be, the next there’s another dude taking over.Enter the angel Kafziel, sent back to earth to ensure the safe arrival of my wife’s vampire twin babies.Aria seems a little too enthusiastic as the attractive angel moves into the suite next door. Yet she’s becoming increasingly frustrated with me.So here I am, feeling fed up and useless. To distract myself, I offer to help Stan and Fenella with their new year wedding preparations, seeing as Christmas is a busy time for Santa and his wife-to-be.But will Aria and I be celebrating a happy new year with two beautiful babies, or will she decide her and Kaf are a match made in Heaven?It’d be Just My Suck.The best Paranormal Chick Lit books on the virtual shelves!Who are we? We’re a group of cray-cray authors who thought it’d be totes fab to all write and release #paranormalchicklit books together. From witches to fae to super sexy shifters, we’ve got the best #PCL in any flavor you desire.For more information, visit our website www.paranormalchicklit.com less

Chantelle: One minute I’m finally getting my life on track, the next life throws me a curveball.Enter Connor, my boss, and head chef at the bistro, who asks me to be his fake girlfriend.He’s only doing it because the magpie shifter Mitzi annoys him, and he’s trying to prove a point. Meanwhile, my turbulent relationship with wizard Saint blows off course once more when he sees us in a clinch.So here I am, wondering how I can untangle my latest mess... moreChantelle: One minute I’m finally getting my life on track, the next life throws me a curveball.Enter Connor, my boss, and head chef at the bistro, who asks me to be his fake girlfriend.He’s only doing it because the magpie shifter Mitzi annoys him, and he’s trying to prove a point. Meanwhile, my turbulent relationship with wizard Saint blows off course once more when he sees us in a clinch.So here I am, wondering how I can untangle my latest mess. At least this time it’s not because one of my spells has gone awry.But will we all manage to find our way to true love, or is this subterfuge a recipe for disaster?The best Paranormal Chick Lit books on the virtual shelves!Who are we? We’re a group of cray-cray authors who thought it’d be totes fab to all write and release #paranormalchicklit books together. From witches to fae to super sexy shifters, we’ve got the best #PCL in any flavor you desire.For more information, visit our website www.paranormalchicklit.com less

Tilly : One minute I’m enjoying an ice cream with my sister, the next she’s gone.Enter Knight, the ice cream man. His full name? Knight Mare. A man hexed to haunt those sleeping and then be forgotten.My twin and I were spelled to be real. Now a demon has cursed Milly back to the charmed wood she was carved from.So here I am, wondering how I can remove the curse before the demon gets me too... moreTilly : One minute I’m enjoying an ice cream with my sister, the next she’s gone.Enter Knight, the ice cream man. His full name? Knight Mare. A man hexed to haunt those sleeping and then be forgotten.My twin and I were spelled to be real. Now a demon has cursed Milly back to the charmed wood she was carved from.So here I am, wondering how I can remove the curse before the demon gets me too.Can Knight help me while I’m living a nightmare, or is this the end of mine and Milly's Gnarly dreams?The best Paranormal Chick Lit books on the virtual shelves!Who are we? We’re a group of cray-cray authors who thought it’d be totes fab to all write and release #paranormalchicklit books together. From witches to fae to super sexy shifters, we’ve got the best #PCL in any flavor you desire. less