The Myer Triplets Series by Mathew Ortiz

What does a horny, bisexual, triplet, father of one do to blow off some steam? Go to the most infamous sex club in Atlanta, that’s what! Avery Myer was the responsible, dependable, reliable… too many ‘bles’ in his opinion. So when his little boy Peg decided to spend the night at a friend’s house, Avery decided it was time to have a night of nasty, dirty anonymous man sex and lord knows he needed it! Martin Gaither knew if his sister Nan found out where he was going, she would disapprove... moreWhat does a horny, bisexual, triplet, father of one do to blow off some steam? Go to the most infamous sex club in Atlanta, that’s what! Avery Myer was the responsible, dependable, reliable… too many ‘bles’ in his opinion. So when his little boy Peg decided to spend the night at a friend’s house, Avery decided it was time to have a night of nasty, dirty anonymous man sex and lord knows he needed it! Martin Gaither knew if his sister Nan found out where he was going, she would disapprove. She would say he was looking for love in all the wrong places and he’d reminded her that he hadn’t had any luck finding love in the right places. So why not forgo love and jump on lust instead? Not like he was going to find love at Hobbins Gym and Sauna! less

Recipe for Romance 1 cup crazy Myer triplet aka Boone Myer 1 cup snobby guppie aka Robbie Gaither 2 tbsp. nutty family and friends 1 tbsp. epic beard (no substitutions) 1 tbsp. sexual compatibility 1 tsp. misunderstandings Preheat sexual tension to 375 Degrees. In a large American City aka Atlanta, Georgia, combine the odd ball Myer triplet, Boone, with equal parts stuffy, snobby uptight Robbie Gaither... moreRecipe for Romance 1 cup crazy Myer triplet aka Boone Myer 1 cup snobby guppie aka Robbie Gaither 2 tbsp. nutty family and friends 1 tbsp. epic beard (no substitutions) 1 tbsp. sexual compatibility 1 tsp. misunderstandings Preheat sexual tension to 375 Degrees. In a large American City aka Atlanta, Georgia, combine the odd ball Myer triplet, Boone, with equal parts stuffy, snobby uptight Robbie Gaither. When mostly together, add family and friends, who mean well but… bless their hearts, they try. Toss in Boone’s gorgeous beard and do not forget the intense, sometimes ridiculous attraction these two bone heads have for each other and lastly throw in two lives that seem to only get in the way of these two making each other happy. Mix until a complete chaotic mess and pour into a well lubed… check that, pour in well-greased pan and bake until very, very firm. Bake for one hour. Serve hot and eat with your fingers. Very messy, very funny and very tasty! less

“Hi ya’ll. Gladys Winston here, but you can call me Mawmaw. Have a seat and let me getcha a glass of sweet tea. I’ve got some juicy gossip for you! My youngest grandson, Cotton, found himself a fella! What? Are you surprised he likes gents? His triplet brothers, Avery and Boone already have men in their lives and are happier than peas in a pod! I plum despaired that Cottonball wouldn’t find himself a man who’d appreciate him. But he did! And whooeeee, is Caleb Jaspers a catch... more“Hi ya’ll. Gladys Winston here, but you can call me Mawmaw. Have a seat and let me getcha a glass of sweet tea. I’ve got some juicy gossip for you! My youngest grandson, Cotton, found himself a fella! What? Are you surprised he likes gents? His triplet brothers, Avery and Boone already have men in their lives and are happier than peas in a pod! I plum despaired that Cottonball wouldn’t find himself a man who’d appreciate him. But he did! And whooeeee, is Caleb Jaspers a catch. All blond and pretty, he’s the perfect match for my dark, broodin’ grandson. But I’m getting ahead of myself… sit back, have a sip a tea and let me tell you how Cotton fell for Caleb!” less