Paradise Lot Series by R.E. Vance, R.E. Vance, Ramy Vance

The gods are gone. All of them. Their last message to humanity was: "Thank you for believing in us, but it is not enough. We're leaving. Good luck." At first no one took them seriously. Until, that is, all the denizens of all the heavens and hells started showing up on people's doorsteps. Creatures that were once thought of as myth are now refugees striving to adapt to life on earth. Trouble is, after eons of living forever, they're not very good at being mortal... moreThe gods are gone. All of them. Their last message to humanity was: "Thank you for believing in us, but it is not enough. We're leaving. Good luck." At first no one took them seriously. Until, that is, all the denizens of all the heavens and hells started showing up on people's doorsteps. Creatures that were once thought of as myth are now refugees striving to adapt to life on earth. Trouble is, after eons of living forever, they're not very good at being mortal. Caught in the middle is Jean-Luc, a struggling hotelier who (reluctantly) promised to help these wayward 'Others' live in this new GoneGod world. But taking care of his guests, keeping his hotel afloat and dealing with the constant drama of the Others' lives is figuratively killing him. And now that an unusually strange Other is in town, his figurative demise might soon become more literal. Paradise Lot is a new urban fantasy series by R.E. Vance that chronicles the adventures of the humans and 'Others' alike, as they struggle to navigate this strange, new post apocalyptic godless world. The Cast: - The human Jean-Luc; - The angel Penemue; - The gorgon Medusa; - The fairy TinkerBelle; - The archangel Michael; - The succubus Astarte; - The poltergeist Judith; - The shade Bella... and many, many more legendary characters from mythology, folklore and fairy tales. For a limited time only - EPISODE ONE is only 0.99c or completely FREE on Kindle Unlimited! PLUS BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE SPECIAL BONUS BEING OFFERED IN THE FRONT OF THE BOOK! less

Episode Two… Jean-Luc’s hotel has been blown up, his friend is dead and he is under investigation by Paradise Lot’s police chief, the archangel Michael. And his day hasn’t even started yet... Hellelujah!.. The gods are gone. All of them. Their last message to humanity was: "Thank you for believing in us, but it is not enough. We're leaving. Good luck." At first no one took them seriously. Until, that is, all the denizens of all the heavens and hells started showing up on people's doorsteps... moreEpisode Two… Jean-Luc’s hotel has been blown up, his friend is dead and he is under investigation by Paradise Lot’s police chief, the archangel Michael. And his day hasn’t even started yet... Hellelujah!.. The gods are gone. All of them. Their last message to humanity was: "Thank you for believing in us, but it is not enough. We're leaving. Good luck." At first no one took them seriously. Until, that is, all the denizens of all the heavens and hells started showing up on people's doorsteps. Creatures that were once thought of as myth are now refugees striving to adapt to life on earth. Trouble is, after eons of living forever, they're not very good at being mortal. Caught in the middle is Jean-Luc, a struggling hotelier who (reluctantly) promised to help these 'Others' live in this new GoneGod world. But taking care of his guests, keeping his hotel afloat and dealing with the constant drama of the Others' lives is figuratively killing him. And now that an unusually strange Other is in town, his figurative demise might soon become more literal. less

Episode Three... What a day! After some strange 'Other' blew up the One Spire Inn and killed his friend, Jean-Luc spent the last few hours trying to figure out what's going on. Lucky for him, he is friends with the angel Penemue and the succubus Astarte—two creatures older than most mountains. Unlucky for him, the insane creature that's causing havoc in his city is the one and only Avatar of Gravity, a being as old as the universe itself... GoneGod damn—a lot can happen in a day.. moreEpisode Three... What a day! After some strange 'Other' blew up the One Spire Inn and killed his friend, Jean-Luc spent the last few hours trying to figure out what's going on. Lucky for him, he is friends with the angel Penemue and the succubus Astarte—two creatures older than most mountains. Unlucky for him, the insane creature that's causing havoc in his city is the one and only Avatar of Gravity, a being as old as the universe itself... GoneGod damn—a lot can happen in a day... The gods are gone. All of them. Their last message to humanity was: "Thank you for believing in us, but it is not enough. We're leaving. Good luck." At first no one took them seriously. Until, that is, all the denizens of all the heavens and hells started showing up on people's doorsteps. Creatures that were once thought of as myth are now refugees striving to adapt to life on earth. Trouble is, after eons of living forever, they're not very good at being mortal. Caught in the middle is Jean-Luc, a struggling hotelier who (reluctantly) promised to help these 'Others' live in this new GoneGod world. But taking care of his guests, keeping his hotel afloat and dealing with the constant drama of the Others' lives is figuratively killing him. And now that an unusually strange Other is in town, his figurative demise might soon become more literal. Paradise Lot is a new urban fantasy series by R.E. Vance that chronicles the adventures of the humans and 'Others' alike, as they struggle to navigate this strange, new post apocalyptic godless world. The Cast: - The human Jean-Luc; - The angel Penemue; - The gorgon Medusa; - The fairy TinkerBelle; - The archangel Michael; - The succubus Astarte; - The poltergeist Judith; - The shade Bella... and many, many more legendary characters from mythology, folklore and fairy tales. For a limited time only - EPISODE ONE is only 0.99c or completely FREE on Kindle Unlimited! PLUS BE SURE TO CHECK OUT THE SPECIAL BONUS BEING OFFERED IN THE FRONT OF THE BOOK! less

When the gods departed, they left behind their WMDs: Weapons of Mass Destruction—or rather, ATDs: Apocalypses of Total Destruction. Since the gods left, mythical creatures have been forced to take refuge on Earth, dependent on the goodwill of humans. The trouble is, most humans don't have all that much goodwill. Then there's me, a struggling human hotelier who promised to help these wayward “Others” live in this new GoneGod World. It's a promise that just might get me killed... moreWhen the gods departed, they left behind their WMDs: Weapons of Mass Destruction—or rather, ATDs: Apocalypses of Total Destruction. Since the gods left, mythical creatures have been forced to take refuge on Earth, dependent on the goodwill of humans. The trouble is, most humans don't have all that much goodwill. Then there's me, a struggling human hotelier who promised to help these wayward “Others” live in this new GoneGod World. It's a promise that just might get me killed. In the past year, my hotel has been blown up, my best friend (an alcoholic angel) picked a fight with a myth-hating gang and, oh yeah, the world almost ended—again. But things are finally starting to look up for me. I got a date with Medusa—yeah, that Medusa. And despite the legend, she’s gorgeous—and my hotel has just been booked for the biggest blowout event of the century. All I want to do is help Others, and for once it seems I’m getting exactly what I want. Sadly, my unusually good fortune takes a turn for the worse when one of my demigod guests accidentally sets off the apocalypse. And by apocalypse, I mean end-of-the-world, everyone-dies-in-flames kind of thing.My name is Jean-Luc Matthias and I’m about to face off against Ragnarok, Revelations and a creature I’m pretty sure is the Kraken.All in a day’s work in Paradise Lot. *** Keep Evolving is the second stand-alone novel set in the GoneGod universe. Let yourself be drawn in the Urban Fantasy series that readers are praising for its originality, creative premise and face-paced story-telling. Readers are saying that Paradise Lot is as original as American Gods & as exciting as The Dresden Files. Praise for Paradise Lot Series: "It's as if Borges' Book of Imaginary Beings married a graphic novel and had an action adventure baby in Neverwhere." - Author J.L. Cragle "I was immediately pulled into the gritty, beautiful world which Vance creates. The system of magic is simple and elegant." - Celtic Frog Reviews "GoneGodDamn, I was completely charmed by this story." - Good Reads Review "If you like dystopian tales that are about more than a zombie storm, you'll enjoy this one. " - Good Reads Review "A very funny story..." - Good Reads Review Books in the KEEP EVOLVING Series: • GoneGod World (Book 1) • Keep Evolving (Book 2) • CrystalDreams (Book 3) • Penemue's Inferno (Book 4)- out soon! Other books set in the GoneGod Universe: • Mortality Bites (Book 1) • Family Matters (Book 2) • Superhero Me! (Book 3) • Orphaned Follies (Book 4) less

I used to think the apocalypse was the worst thing that could happen … boy, was I wrong. When a six year old girl stomps her way into my hotel lobby claiming to be Sinbad the Pirate on an important mission, I’m drawn into a complex plot designed to fuel hatred between humans and Others. At the heart of it is a power-struggle between a racist politician, an activist ex-god and an infamous arms dealer by the name of Mr. Cain (yup—that Cain)... moreI used to think the apocalypse was the worst thing that could happen … boy, was I wrong. When a six year old girl stomps her way into my hotel lobby claiming to be Sinbad the Pirate on an important mission, I’m drawn into a complex plot designed to fuel hatred between humans and Others. At the heart of it is a power-struggle between a racist politician, an activist ex-god and an infamous arms dealer by the name of Mr. Cain (yup—that Cain). My name is Jean-Luc Matthias, and if I can’t help Sinbad with her mission, the world will be drawn into a war unlike anything seen in Heaven, Hell or on Earth. *** CrystalDreams is the third stand-alone novel set in the GoneGod universe. Packed full of new revelations in the Paradise Lot universe with your favorite Other characters, CrystalDreams will raise the stakes to impossible heights and change Jean-Luc's world forever. There's no going back from this one. For fans of The Dresden Files and Stephen King's The Langoliers, this urban fantasy detective novel is not to be missed! less