Sorceress Super Hero Series by Darius Brasher

The mess all started when I punched a 400-year-old fairy reality TV star in the throat.Things got really weird from there.Before I could blink, I was fighting wererats, getting kidnapped by superheroes, stealing a cape inhabited by the ghost of a magical genius, and trying to save the world alongside a 2,000-year-old immortal who wields a piece of Noah's Ark. All while struggling to not get evicted or fired from my job.That was just Monday. Tuesday is shaping up to be busier... moreThe mess all started when I punched a 400-year-old fairy reality TV star in the throat.Things got really weird from there.Before I could blink, I was fighting wererats, getting kidnapped by superheroes, stealing a cape inhabited by the ghost of a magical genius, and trying to save the world alongside a 2,000-year-old immortal who wields a piece of Noah's Ark. All while struggling to not get evicted or fired from my job.That was just Monday. Tuesday is shaping up to be busier.My name is Sage Hawthorne: butt-kicking sorceress, professional bodyguard, amateur superhero, and occasional screwup.For the world's sake, let's hope this isn't one of those times I screw up. less

I thought a magical superhero murdering people was someone else's problem. Then he killed someone I love. Now I'm going to make myself his problem. But first I have to find him. Hopefully before he kills again. A half-trained sorceress like me versus Earth's most powerful sorcerer? What could possibly go wrong?