How to Piss Off a Dragon Series by J.B. Miller

Ever wonder how you get so deep into crap that you have to stop and think… nope, a shovel is just not going to be big enough to dig me out of it this time. Yep, that’s the kind of girl I am. I have no filter and I more often than not open mouth and let the verbal diarrhoea pour forth. In fact, that may be how I found myself in the situation I am in right now. I'm just guessing though... moreEver wonder how you get so deep into crap that you have to stop and think… nope, a shovel is just not going to be big enough to dig me out of it this time. Yep, that’s the kind of girl I am. I have no filter and I more often than not open mouth and let the verbal diarrhoea pour forth. In fact, that may be how I found myself in the situation I am in right now. I'm just guessing though. I mean really, what kind of karma does a girl have to have to find herself tied spread-eagled, naked on top of a pile of gold? By the way, who in the hell has fucking stakes sticking out of mountains of gold to tie helpless women to anyway? Oh, since I am on the self-pity train… "Gold is not comfortable," I yelled aloud. A growly chuckle from the depths of my prison was the only answer I got for my outburst. I digress; it is time to go back to the beginning of this little story. Let it be a lesson to you people out there. Take this as gospel, everything I am about to tell you is the honest truth… Hi, my name is Lexi and this is how to (very easily) piss off a dragon. This is part one of a serial on how to piss off your very own dragon. It's not really that hard you know. less

Dragons and Wolves oh my! Lexi is out of the frying pan and into the proverbial fire. A dragon chasing her in her dreams, and wolves at the door, whats a girl to do? Its time to party in the city of sin, lets hope that it dosent all go up in flames.