Epic Fallacy Series by Michael James Ploof, Holly M. Kothe

Murland Kadabra has always dreamed of becoming a great wizard. However, at age 19, the young apprentice has yet to successfully cast a single spell. He has been reduced to grounds keeper of Abra Tower, and has become the laughing stock of the wizarding school. But when the Most High Wizard Kazimir chooses him to be one of the five Champions of the Dragon, Murland’s life changes forever... moreMurland Kadabra has always dreamed of becoming a great wizard. However, at age 19, the young apprentice has yet to successfully cast a single spell. He has been reduced to grounds keeper of Abra Tower, and has become the laughing stock of the wizarding school. But when the Most High Wizard Kazimir chooses him to be one of the five Champions of the Dragon, Murland’s life changes forever. He soon finds himself traveling through the wilds with four unlikely companions, including an alcoholic knight, a gay elf prince, a dwarf with humanism, and an obese ogre. Prophecy dictates that these champions must march west to the shadowy peak of Bad Mountain, where they are destined to do battle with the dreaded dragon of legend, Drak’Noir. But what few people know, is that the prophecy is not altogether true. For it is not five champions who Kazimir chooses, but five fools. They are not meant to defeat the dragon, but to feed her. To change their fate, the Champions of the Dragon must not only overcome their enemies, but also themselves. less

The Champions of the Dragon have survived the darklings, bandits, flocks of harpies, cyclopes, and have finally reached the Wide Wall—now the hard part begins. Murland and the companions must now travel west beyond the Wide Wall, through the Forest of the Dead, past the Swamp of Doom, over the Horrible Hills, across the Long Sand, all the way to the shadowy peak of Bad Mountain. For Drak'Noir awaits her sacrifice... moreThe Champions of the Dragon have survived the darklings, bandits, flocks of harpies, cyclopes, and have finally reached the Wide Wall—now the hard part begins. Murland and the companions must now travel west beyond the Wide Wall, through the Forest of the Dead, past the Swamp of Doom, over the Horrible Hills, across the Long Sand, all the way to the shadowy peak of Bad Mountain. For Drak'Noir awaits her sacrifice. Taken prisoner by the fearless Captain McArgh, Princess Caressa, Valkimir, Hagus, and Dingleberry are traveling farther away from the champions with every passing minute. If they cannot figure out a way to escape, they will never reach the champions in time to deliver their shocking message. Meanwhile, Kazimir plays a dangerous game with Zuul, the Dark Lord reborn, and Headmaster Zorromon the Off-White sets out to save Murland from a fool’s fate. Beyond the Wide Wall, Book 2 of Epic Fallacy, is a satirical high-adventure romp through the Fantasy genre in the tradition of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series. From USA Today Bestselling Author Michael James Ploof. less

The highly anticipated third installment of the USA Today Bestselling Fantasy series, Epic Fallacy, is finally here! The Champions of the Dragon have braved the wilds beyond the Wide Wall, but now the truth of the prophecy threatens to tear the group apart. With Sir Eldrick missing, Murland and the others solicit the help of Captain McArgh to track down the drunken knight across the North Sea... moreThe highly anticipated third installment of the USA Today Bestselling Fantasy series, Epic Fallacy, is finally here! The Champions of the Dragon have braved the wilds beyond the Wide Wall, but now the truth of the prophecy threatens to tear the group apart. With Sir Eldrick missing, Murland and the others solicit the help of Captain McArgh to track down the drunken knight across the North Sea. Meanwhile, Zorromon the Off-White races to the Twisted Tower to free Headmaster Hinckley from a terrible fate at the hands of Zuul. Can the champions come together against all odds and defeat the terrible dragon of legend, or will they suffer a fool’s fate like those before them? Download now and whoosh yourself to Fallacetine to find out, for epic adventure, magic, and ridiculousness awaits! The Legend of Drak’Noir, Book 3 of Epic Fallacy, is a satirical high-adventure romp through the Fantasy genre in the tradition of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series, and Piers Anthony's Xanth novels. From USA Today Bestselling Author Michael James Ploof *Beware of spoilers in reviews below* less

The Champions of the Dragon have somehow survived the dreaded Drak’Noir, and now they must keep their word to Lyricon and begin the victory tour of Fallacetine. They have been treated like heroes since their return, but when the truth of their adventures comes out in the form of Lyricon’s candid play, the public begins to see them in a very different light. If public humiliation wasn’t bad enough, a new threat has risen—one that might prove to be even more deadly than Drak’Noir... moreThe Champions of the Dragon have somehow survived the dreaded Drak’Noir, and now they must keep their word to Lyricon and begin the victory tour of Fallacetine. They have been treated like heroes since their return, but when the truth of their adventures comes out in the form of Lyricon’s candid play, the public begins to see them in a very different light. If public humiliation wasn’t bad enough, a new threat has risen—one that might prove to be even more deadly than Drak’Noir. With Kazimir absent, Witch Hazel has become the keeper of the infant dark lord. Calling herself The Mother of Zuul, she begins a campaign of terror, setting her sights on the royal families of Fallacetine. The Mother of Zuul, Book 4 of Epic Fallacy, is a satirical high-adventure romp through the Fantasy genre in the tradition of Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series. From USA Today Bestselling Author Michael James Ploof. less