My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! Series by Eden Redd

Jon had a simple and solitary life as a dock inspector in the city of Southvale. That was until a ship with elves arrived.Now, he must contend with a group of beautiful elves that have no idea how to say no or behave in his world. They take what they want, drink what they want and party how they want. When Jon discovers they are pirates, his life will be turned into a maelstrom of action, intrigue, romance and seaside humor from which none of them can steer away... moreJon had a simple and solitary life as a dock inspector in the city of Southvale. That was until a ship with elves arrived.Now, he must contend with a group of beautiful elves that have no idea how to say no or behave in his world. They take what they want, drink what they want and party how they want. When Jon discovers they are pirates, his life will be turned into a maelstrom of action, intrigue, romance and seaside humor from which none of them can steer away.My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! is a fun sexy story of a nautical nature. It contains humor, outlandish adventure, lewd acts, everyday life, some cursing, cotton candy, pointed ears, magical pistols, sharp teeth, a witch and there might be a giant monster somewhere in there. This story is for mature readers, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters! less

A pirate's life for me!Jon, Lilly and the rest of the crew try and adjust to their new life and new relationships but all is not as simple or innocent as it seems. An old friend from Lilly's past arrives to give secret information from the elven realm of Aquris. Information that could change their very lives if they don't act on it... moreA pirate's life for me!Jon, Lilly and the rest of the crew try and adjust to their new life and new relationships but all is not as simple or innocent as it seems. An old friend from Lilly's past arrives to give secret information from the elven realm of Aquris. Information that could change their very lives if they don't act on it. Jon will have to uncover more about his own strange abilities, help the beautiful Captain and take on a secret mission while navigating the many pitfalls of dating pirate elves. Can Jon and the crew of elves thwart a darkness while their very lives and copious amounts of rum hang in the balance?My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! contains humor, outlandish adventure, everyday life, some cursing, dating, swashbuckling, pointed ears, magical pistols, sharp teeth, a cleric and there might be a dragon somewhere in there. This story is for mature readers, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters! less

Dead elves tell no tales.Jon, Lilly and the crew of the Dark Heart return to Urth by the skin of their teeth, not sure what the future will hold for the band of pirates. With two new members of the crew, a book written in ancient dragon tongue, a primordial myth, and dangerous spies everywhere, the crew must come together to confront enemies on Urth and from the Aquris realm... moreDead elves tell no tales.Jon, Lilly and the crew of the Dark Heart return to Urth by the skin of their teeth, not sure what the future will hold for the band of pirates. With two new members of the crew, a book written in ancient dragon tongue, a primordial myth, and dangerous spies everywhere, the crew must come together to confront enemies on Urth and from the Aquris realm.Will Jon overcome a desperate battle between his honor and the pirate life? Will Lilly find an ancient treasure that none have seen since the age of dragons? Will the crew overcome their differences between the old and new crew members? Will Jon keep his brand new car and his sanity when both worlds come crashing down on him and those he loves?My Girlfriends are Pirate Elves! is a fun sexy story of a nautical nature. It contains humor, outlandish adventure, lewd acts, everyday life, a lot of cursing, an expedition on the high seas, pointed ears, magical cannons, sharp teeth, a mage, and there might be a few giant monsters somewhere in there. This story is for mature readers, 18 and up. Avast! There be elves in these waters! less