The Zombie Night Before Christmas

H. Parker Kelley, Clement Clarke Moore, Dominic Mylroie


Rated: 4.00 of 5 stars
4.00 · 3 ratings · 48 pages · Published: 31 Aug 2010

The Zombie Night Before Christmas by H. Parker Kelley, Clement Clarke Moore, Dominic Mylroie
Why worry about the Grinch when you've got ZOMBIES on the attack Their prey? America's best-loved Christmas poem. Get ready to have a holly jolly zombie holiday with this monstrously funny mash-up that subverts all that tiresomely good Christmas cheer. Clement C. Moore's verses are tweaked and twisted, turning a once-cozy fireside read-aloud on its (now brainless) head. To complete the sacrilege: hilarious renderings of zombie stockings (undead legs ) hung by the chimney with care, and St. Nick attempting to repel a full-out, flesh-devouring zombie attack. One thing's for sure--Santa and his eight tiny reindeer will never be the same

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