The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians

Andersen Prunty


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3.25 · 8 ratings · 90 pages · Published: 09 Aug 2011

The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians by Andersen Prunty
A pocket guide to the twenty-three most painful things in life, written by the most well-adjusted man in the universe.


Does it make you sad to be alive?
Boo-hoo. You're living all wrong.
My name is Andersen Prunty. I'm happiest while napping. I am a man with tennis shoes. They get older every time I put them on. This is how I deal with the pain of being alive. Now is our chance to deal with our pain together. You'll thank me later.
Lover and euphoria,
Andersen :)

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