Black Cat Mojo
Adam Howe
Rated: 4.50 of 5 stars
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· 2 ratings · 209 pages · Published: 16 Mar 2015
Of Badgers & Porn Dwarfs: To pay back a gambling debt and avoid being castrated, washed-up dwarf porn star Rummy Rumsfeld (of Snow White spoof Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho, It’s Up Your Ass We Go) must overcome a geriatric pederast, redneck pornographers, a morbidly obese nymphomaniac with serious personal hygiene issues, the ghost of his religious zealot mother, a dwarf-eating badger, and George Lucas.
Jesus in a Dog's Ass: Dumbass desperadoes Hootie and Poke incur the wrath of a trailer trash church group, not to mention God, when they kidnap a Jack Russell Terrier with the figure of Jesus Christ in its butt.
Frank, the Snake, and the Snake: After testifying against notorious mob boss “Snake” Cobretti, embittered ex-wiseguy Frankie “The Tin Man” Piscopo emerges from Witness Protection to embark on a disastrous drug deal that leaves him fighting for his life against a giant Burmese python with a taste for Italian-American.
Bonus short story - The Mad Butcher of Plainfield's Chariot of Death: Washed up carny buys Ed Gein's car hoping to reverse his bad luck. . .But the real horror was just getting revved up...