Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed

Lance Carbuncle

Rated: 3.50 of 5 stars
3.50 · 12 ratings · 280 pages · Published: 01 Aug 2007
Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed by Lance Carbuncle
Idjit Galoot has a problem. He escaped from his master's house for a brief romp around town, seeking out easy targets such as bitches in heat, fresh roadkill and unguarded garbage cans. When he returns to his house, the aged basset hound discovers that his master has packed up their belongings and moved to Florida without him. "Smashed, Squashed, Splattered, Chewed, Chunked and Spewed" is the story of Idjit Galoot's ne'er do well owner and his efforts to work his way back to the dog that he loves. Along the way, Idjit's owner encounters Christian terrorists, swamp-dwelling taxidermists, carnies, a b-list poopie-groupie, bluesmen on the run from a trickster deity, and the Florida Skunk Ape.
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