Sausagey Santa

Carlton Mellick III


Rated: 3.83 of 5 stars
3.83 · 6 ratings · 132 pages · Published: 28 Mar 2006

Sausagey Santa by Carlton Mellick III
For Matthew Fry, inventor of the 'Sly Guy' haircut, life at the North Pole just isn't what he expected. The elves are way too obsessed with playing Dungeons and Dragons, Frosty has a Hitler mustache made of coal, the reindeer have a tendency of exploding for no apparent reason, and Santa is a piratey mutant with a body made of sausages.

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