Satan Burger
Carlton Mellick III
Rated: 3.57 of 5 stars
3.57
· 14 ratings · 236 pages · Published: 01 Nov 2001
God hates you. All of you. He closed the gates of Heaven & wants you to rot on Earth forever. Not only that, he is repossesing your souls & feeding them to a large vagina-like machine called the Walm-an interdimensional doorway that brings His New Children into the world. He loves these new children, but He doesn't love you. They are more interesting than you. They are beautiful, psychotic, magical, sex-crazed & deadly. They are turning your cities into apocalyptic chaos & there's nothing you can do about it.
Featuring: a narrator who sees his body from a 3rd-person perspective, a man whose flesh is dead but his body parts are alive & running amok, an overweight messiah, the personal life of the Grim Reaper, lots of classy sex & violence, & a motley group of squatter punks that team up with the devil to find their place in a world that doesn t want them anymore.
Tagged as:
- fantasy 4
- horror 3
- funny 3
- contemporary 3
- supernatural 3
- religion 3
- dystopia 3
- zombies/undead 2
- urban fantasy 2
- apocalyptic 2
- splatterpunk 2
- ghosts 2
- dark 2
- on the move 1
- space 1
- demons 1
- paranormal 1
- spirituality 1
- monsters/creatures 1
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- content warnings
- gore/graphic violence 2
- mental illness 2
- format - reader age
- book 1
- adult fiction 1