Everything Has Teeth

Jeff Strand


Rated: 4.00 of 5 stars
4.00 · 6 ratings · 218 pages · Published: 12 Mar 2018

Everything Has Teeth by Jeff Strand
A city where people are turning gleefully insane. Inescapable blood-sucking bugs. A serial killer who may have discovered proof of alien life. A kinky proposal to "even out" an instance of infidelity. A man whose fingernails are growing at an out of control rate. Twisted new spins on the legends of John Henry and Humpty Dumpty. The all-time worst bathtub in which to bathe a child. The inconvenience of finding a dead Bigfoot in your yard.

These are only a few of the stories in Jeff Strand's deranged new collection, which includes the brand-new novelette "The Tipping Point," along with several other macabre tales written just for these bloody pages...

Table of contents:

"The Tipping Point"
"Nails"
"Stumps"
"John Henry, The Steel Drivin' Man"
"Fair Trade"
"Chiggers"
"Cry"
"The Fierce Stabbing and Subsequent Post-Death Vengeance of Scooter Brown"
"It's Bath Time!"
"Alien Face"
"Apocalypse of the Yard Gnome"
"Dead Bigfoot on the Lawn"
"Gross-Out: The Return"
"Deformed Son"
"The Origin of Slashy"
"Secret Message (Decoded)"
"The Sentient Cherry Cola That Tried to Destroy the World"
"The Eggman Falleth"
"The Story of My First Kiss"
"Dad (A True Story)"
"Bad Bratwurst"

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